Rules to surviving a zombie invasion

1. cardio. lets face it, the faster you can run, the better chance you have of out running the zombies, and your friends.

2. don't be stingy with your bullets. make sure its dead, and shoot it twice in the head.

3. beware of enclosed spaces. zombies may not look it, but their smart. their going to attack when you least expect it. so ALWAYS expect it.

4. Seatbelt. face it, unless your an idiot, your not going to be walking it on foot. and accidents can still happen in cars.

5. always check the backseat. if you leave you ride unattended, you never know if you may have a little visitor.

6. no attachments. people around you WILL die. dont get attached and make sure your not one of them.

7. travel in groups. means you have someone you can run faster than.

8. kill with efficiency. don't go straight to the gun cabinet, chances are, if you live in the UK, your not american with 494895855 guns. any blunt, hard object will do to smash in a zombie head.

9. always carry a melee weapon. eventually, your gonna run out of ammo, and when you do, its time to get up close and personal.

10. when in doubt, know your way out.

11. no drinking. somehow, trying to survive a zombie attack while your censes are clouded with booze, isn't going to work.

12. BE RUTHLESS. Even if its your best friend/ sister / brother/ mother / father / grandma, there after one thing, your brain. if they have been infected, don't wuss out; kill them.

13. god bless americans. there loud, brutish and well armed. so when a zombie comes callin', there going to be a good defense. plus, you can probably run faster than them.

14. no cure. after someone in your party has been bit, their infected. kill them.

15. ammo. doesn't matter how you get it, as long as you get it.

16. be QUIET!

17. blend in. have you ever seen a zombie eat another zombie? no, thought not. so guess what!? its dress up time! just make sure your team mates know your not really dead, or you may end up getting shot.

18. limber up. do you really want to pull a muscle while running for you life?

19. don't be a hero.